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Gavros 5:11 Thu Dec 27
Warning: 'celebrity jungle' style sweets
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Anyone get these over Christmas?
My old girl bought my niece a pack of these things for christmas. There's 12 sweets in the shape of various bugs and 3 of them are 'nasty'. There's a dial that you spin and you have to eat the one you land on. Anyway, my brother and his Mrs were over my mums yesterday and we decided to mic this into a game of the Chase we had also got. I ended up landing on a bad sweet and swear to god, its the worst fucking smell you've ever smelt. So i think there's no way I can chew this cunt, im going to try to swallow it with loads of tango. In the end i just couldnt, then tried to chew it and the taste was so bad I immediately gagged and I dont know how I kept down my dinner. I had to spit it out. No chance. Sams thing happened to my mum, she couldnt eat it. My brother gets the last nasty sweet and gives the big un, chews on the fucking thing for an age and eventually managed to swallow it. Fair play.
This morning he phoned me up: "gav, whatever you do, DONT fart in a public place today. I did it in work a minute ago and theyve cordoned the area off as they cant work out what's gone on. they think there may be a chemical leaking somewhere".
Be warned, these things will turn you into a human biohazard.
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Dan M
12:19 Fri Dec 28
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Selfridges have been selling insect-based confectionary for many years.
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GreenStreetPlayer
12:15 Fri Dec 28
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While we are here, received a pack of Hot & Spicy popping candy and Red Hot chilli gummies with the words can you handle it on the label.
No fucking way I'm touching these.
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Cheezey Bell-End
11:57 Fri Dec 28
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In Selfridge I noticed chocolate covered scorpions.
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ironsofcanada
11:55 Fri Dec 28
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A big thing amongst both sides of the family when we were back home were these mystery jelly bean games.
Why you would buy candy that is supposed taste like skunk or rotten fish is beyond me.
I think this is how Rome fell.
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bubbleblower
11:36 Fri Dec 28
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I can't believe I opened this thread. God I must be bored. Slow news day on WHO I guess.
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gph
2:21 Fri Dec 28
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£7.50 for 9 sweets, 3 of which are acknowledged to be unpleasant?
Debenhams certainly don't overestimate the intelligence of their customers... must be their mission to prove that saw about fools and money
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Mike Oxsaw
8:20 Thu Dec 27
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It's just the EU confectioners dumping their old stock on the UK. They won't be available next Christmas.
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lab
7:33 Thu Dec 27
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Dont Panda to this thread , clearly having a giraffe.
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Gavros
7:31 Thu Dec 27
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this is the offending package
https://www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10701_10001_311100354299_-1
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mallard
6:59 Thu Dec 27
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There’s nothing better than watching people heave over one of your air creations
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medwayhammer1
6:56 Thu Dec 27
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Thanks for sharing Gav.
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Johnson
6:21 Thu Dec 27
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BEARDros
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Steven P
6:16 Thu Dec 27
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You really are a boring cunt Gav.
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mashed in maryland
5:19 Thu Dec 27
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Fuck off Gav.
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Nurse Ratched
5:14 Thu Dec 27
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Father Christmas put a small packet of edible crickets and a small bar of chocolate with mealworms in into my kids' Christmas stockings. The bloody ingrates are refusing to eat them.
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